One cold winter day John found himself standing not in front of a Target aisle littered with 13 Wishes,
but one with Sweet Screams,
a line he'd only before seen in his dreams.
And not just out of joy he leapt,
but also confusion, and the confusion hadn't crept.
They had both dolls, so soon, already,
John was ecstatic and a little unsteady.
He looked at them both and his heart soared so high,
"I don't need no stinkin' Honey, she's forgotten, goodbye!"
Grabbing his dolls with fiendish glee, he sprinted to the checkout and looked very gay,
"Who cares?" he thought as he checked for wonk, of which there was none -- O glorious day!
John had one more surprise in store as the beeps sounded from the checkout line,
they scanned his dolls, the price came up -- each only $12.99.
I present to you Sweet Screams Draculaura...
The next chapter coming soon...